I couldn’t ask my friends for tips on how to beat the Coaster Zone level, or which biker is the best at front wheelies over lava.īecause no one would know what the fuck I’m talking about. I would play Cyclomaniacs 2 during classes in college, but no one would tap me on the shoulder and go “Yo, what game is that?” because a good ECON201 extra credit mattered more to them or whatever.
I never turned to my high school homies and went, “Y’all hear about this game Cyclomaniacs 2?” because I wanted to fit in and everyone was playing Farmville or 8Ball pool on (I was nice at that shit too, don’t sleep).
I’ve never heard anyone ever mention this game in my life. The main difference between this game and others is simple. For eight years, I’ve tried to pronounce victory. For eight years, I’ve played this game on and off. YOU WILL HEAR ME OUT.Ĭyclomaniacs 2 is a unique game. I’m petty and I’ve gotten so close to beating the game multiple times. “Kofie, are you here today to talk about a cycling game that released in 2011? It’s 2020, get over it.” NO, I will not get over it.
